10 Types Of People You Will Find In JAMB Exam Centres

Hehe!!!...As we all know, we are the period of JAMB, so i've
drafted a list of the possible types of people you'll meet in the
exam centers.
1. The first timers : They look so young and naive and you
begin to wonder how a small boy/gal can be writing JAMB you
can spot them by thier behaviors of asking so many irrelevant
questions like will calculators be given? how many questions
in English? Etc
2. The fashion freaks: Need as say more about these people,
they will go and buy new clothes and make new hairs for a
day exam(na exam no b party na)
3. The I don't care : they don't care if they pass or fail JAMB,
because na Private university their papa dey carry them go
4. Legend of Admission Seekers : Even Dibu knows these
people; they have written JAMB up to 10 times(okay I
exaggerated)
5. The Gurus these are the people that will score like 300+ in
JAMB, you can hardly recognize them, them be like winch
6. Those that came to chyke gals and vise versa I wonder if
these people have no ambition, they will be thinking about
how to get the number of the fair gal with big boobs after the
exam.
7. The expo carriers even if JAMB starts Oral based Test, they
will still cheat, I wonder how they do it
8. Those who will pass
9. Those who will fail
10. Add yours and let the flow continuem
I wish all Jambites success, we go open testimony thread for
Una, may you be part of that thread IJN.

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How I Taught My Boastful Date A Lesson

From one if my badest users lol read below------

Ever Gone On A Date With A Braggart Before?
I went out on a date on Sunday with this guy who had this
very amazing personality. We started talking and I was
initially enjoying it till he started bragging. He bragged
throughout the night about what he has achieved in his young
life, flaunting his phones and how he has travelled around the
world and all those unnecessary stuff. I was starting to get
bored so I pretended to doze off and he shook me up and
asked me if I wanted to go home. I just told him he was
talking too much so I wanted to go home.
He asked me out on Tuesday and it was even worse than
Sunday. The guy bragged so much I decided to teach him a
lesson. I ordered so much food I didn't even touch it. He kept
asking if I wouldn't eat and I told him I will. This guy was
insisting on me ordering more stuff since money is not a
problem to him. I ordered more and ordered for a takeaway for
my sis. But I swear I didn't eat anything. The guy started
complaining when he had to pay saying I had wasted the food
and money and I told him he can let them pack it for him.
LOL.
He has been calling me since and i ve not not answered.I dont
think i want to date a guy like dat but if he insist i will show
him pepper.

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Telling Them About Her Past Relationship Keep Driving ThemAway- Advise Her.

Please read and share your thoughts.....................
''I'm a divorced lady. My marriage to my ex was based on
lots of deceit with
both physical and emotional abuse. The only option was just
for it to be
dissolved. Mind you I prayed and fasted but water could not
just hold. I
had to question God for putting me through such pain and
trauma but I guess his plan for me was for good.
But my problem now is each time I meet someone nice and I
mention to him that I'm divorced, the relationship ends. He'll
apologize and say I've done
nothing wrong, I have a good personality but he knows his
family will not accept me cos of my marital status.
It makes me cry a lot. I'm the quiet
type and keep to myself a lot. I've tried talking to some
people and they
advice I stop telling them am divorced.
But how will I keep such a thing away from someone that has
maybe
professed love to you even when the person has gone to the
extent of
telling you he'll like to spend the rest of his life with you?
My conscience won't let me but I don't know again the right
thing to do.
Right now I feel lonely and frustrated, no boyfriend or man to
call my
own. Scared of loving again because I don't want to fall in
love and be
told same thing.
I just want to know how to go about it, open up or don't even
talk about
it.''

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She Wants To Know How To Attract And Keep A ResponsibleMan?

sorry readers I was off for a while but am back now.... got this from a reader " I am beautiful, curvy and hairy. Chocolate skinned but it
bothers me that I can't get and keep a man of my own.
Yes, I have admirers and stalkers but they don't fit into my
picture of an ideal man.
The ideal men I have at my workplace, all they do is to
admire and tell themselves " this bae make brain o". But none
of them could approach me for a serious relationship because
they often think I am taken.
Pls, my beloved #readers, how do I get them to toast me?.
Its kind of frustrating when your are lonely, no passionate
calls, no sweet talkings. And u feel u have all it takes but the
men ain't just coming
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